To cut to the chase, we ended up having a fun day. Filled with seafood and bloody marys by the docks, some walking around State St, silly touristy pit stop in Solvang to grab candy & ice cream, topped off with an awesome pasta bolognese pared with red wine at a great little hole in the wall in SB for dinner.
i hate licorice but this was for my boyfriend
such cute little dresses!
you know, touristy shit in solvang
best bloody marys ever in santa barbara! i could go for one now
Su & her ice cream
Ideally, it was kind of the perfect date! But well with two pals instead. So I jokingly posted on her facebook page:
"Had so much fun on our girl date! Must do it again!"
Here's where lost in translation begins. Her korean dad sees this and comes to the conclusion that:
1- my daughter has turned gay & is all about the scissor sister action now
2- it's been too long since we've visited our daughter, we've not done our proper parenting skills & now she's gay
which now has resulted in a very Engrish text from her dad:
"What's up buddy? Is there very warm? How is doing men?"
this is NOT Su's dad but some random stock photo,
i expect her dad to look more like an older Sulu from Star Trek
preferably wearing the Star Trek uniform too
BTW, parents should also not text.
Anyhow, now my pal has her parents assuming she has a gay lifestyle here in wild & crazy LA, and they are planning to drop in & visit her sometime next year to check up on things. Part of me really wanted to mess with her poor dad more. But then that would result in my friend probably suffering from many more visits.
So seriously, if you can prevent it, DO NOT LET YOUR PARENTS ON FACEBOOK, do not teach them how to text! Give them your old shitty phones, and keep them in a simpler more parent friendly time.
