totally un-sexy undies

so i was talking to a friend of mine & we were on the subject of lingerie which lead to how crotchless anything is never sexy. i mean at least to me

 it just looks like:

1- your meow meow got hungry & ate away at your panties
or
2- your snatch was leaking acid

which i guess the combo of the two would kinda look like this

so i got to thinking. are there asshole-less panties? if so why have i not heard of them? i mean not that i want them for me. but hell i would totally buy them for this year's family xmas party for the white elephant game! no, i'm not kidding. if someone finds them, i will buy them for the purpose of the family christmas eve party. in most cases, i'd search for them online myself, but really i don't feel like sifting thru pages of porn. 

and btw, i am talking panties, not gay speedos w/just a hole cut out where the asshole is. i am talking lacy, pinky, frilly panties. just with a very unsexy hole cut out or one's anus.

Mmmm brains!

zombies are fucking everywhere. seriously after becoming smarter, quicker & deadlier, they've invaded our movies, shows, video games, video games & more video games

 (yes you are all jizzing over the dead island trailer click here ) i get it! you all like zombies! 

even this little shit wants to eat brains

"Holy shit Ma! Now i can live out my zombie fetish!"

Japanese Kids Have the Cutest Clothes

while in japan, i noticed that their little offspring have an awesome selection of clothes. from the normal to goth punk (i kid you not) these kids have it all. one my favorites happen to be from Miki House, this shit is like stuff you dress your kids in if you wanted to give birth to a stuffed animal instead of a human baby.

caption probably says: make child adorable like obedient plushy doll

i'd kidnapp a kid just so i could dress 'em up in this thing

i would probably wear these if it came in normal human sizes

they even have cute shit for boys!

maybe i have a furry fetish?

 wait, no. plushy stuff on 8 & under cute. plushy stuff on 8 & up creepy, sad, needs attention

seriously, this is so cute it makes me want to vomit

"Did you say something?"

for x-mas, one of the things i got my boyfriend 

(who is a video game designer & has every game & console known to man) 

a wireless headset from Astro Gaming.

initially i bought them because it was something techy he didn't have. i read a million reviews & decided to get the A30 wireless model from Astro Gaming. I thought he would just use them from time to time when playing shooters, but hell! he loves them so much he uses them all the time! seriously this is partly why i am sleeping more soundly at night. i had no idea there would be such a wonderful side effect! Hey Astro Gaming, do you have something that will massage my feet and back too? 

so with game in play & headphones on, he can't hear anything i say to him 

(which perhaps he might be enjoying too much)

so i decided to just turn to him and say whatever crazy shit comes into my mind. 

me: "hey baby, how about i lube you up with crisco and roll you in a pile of captain crunch?"

boyfriend: just smiles at me while playing game

me: "what about i get you a pair of white speedos & pour chocolate syrup down your butt crack?"

boyfriend: "did you say something?"

me: "oh nothing, just wanted to say i love you baby"

this went on for a couple hours, he finally caught on :( 

Wink Wink

i was in japan a few months back and discovered my new favorite brand of lashes. D.U.P. i got no idea what it stands for... Doped Up Pretties? Dangerous Under Panties? Dingo Ultra Party? anyhow, they come in an array of styles from natural to drag queen and the bands aren't thick & stiff, but totally pliable.

my personal favorite, just full & wispy enough to make my eyes flutter

my second favorite for a doe eyed effect 

for the inner drag queen

criss cross action

i don't know what it says but i'm sure it's something to the tune of,

 "OMFG! look at amazing style! you make eye look like much glamour!"

they even have a glue that actually dries CLEAR for real! no weird semi translucent globs. and when you buy a pair of lashes they include a tiny tube too! apparently according to the picture, side effects will grow eyelids with lashes on your elbows, which is kinda cool so you can harvest your own!

let me pout!

shu uemura has new shit i won't buy. rouge unlimited sakura collection! but wtf shu? you're not in any stores in the USA anymore. how do you expect me to buy new colors w/out testing them out? anyhow i want you but you just won't give me what i need. only if i could see you, feel you, taste you on my lips. maybe it just wasn't meant to be. you just sit there & be pretty from afar.

My Bloody Valentine

i never like doing something "normal" for Valentine's Day when it comes to gifts or cards. This year i opted to make a card being that i lacked the proper amount of time to do anything more elaborate.


THEME:
Dead Space from EA. the boyfriend had been up playing it many nights in a row, so what better way to show my love & affection for him?  immortalize myself as one of those fucked up, screaming, disfigured, creepy ass, monsters.

PROCESS:
a quick sketch in my book of humanoid me. followed by watercolor & "blood spatter" (i think i enjoyed this part too much) i then cut up a bunch of fancy paper from the art store & added more blood spatter. my penmanship sucks and i was losing time so  minus points for shitty handwriting. no pics of the process! i was running out of time!

FINISHED PRODUCT:

my favorite is the impaled heart